Insult of the day: You have depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, you're shallow.
We have a winner. Patricia guessed right with Dan Aykroyd. Email with your address Patricia to receive your prize.
A bum nose, by the way, is when the end of your nose has a cleft that is beginning to resemble bum cheeks. Danny has got it, as you can see in this photo.
Somehow the airplane version of Christmas With the Kranks revealed Danny's nose in the most unflattering light. Perhaps they stretch the screen horizontally!? I saw him alot over the holidays and his nose wasn't that bad. In fact I think he's quite cute.
Gerald Depardieu and Tom hanks are similarly inflicted with bum nose. Can anyone think of a female celebrity with a bum nose? Another prize on offer for the best suggestion.
I found the Celebrity transformer through Maryse . It identifies main characteristics of your face and shows which celebrity you look most like. It did not come up with Dan Aykroyd, thank God but there were plenty of other unflattering suggestions.
In the top spot
This photo of me gets
Shania Twain. I'm not complaining about that, but no one has ever told me I look like Shania. At least she's Canadian.
While this photo
wins me
Barbara Stanwyk.
The only celebrity both photos threw up was
Hilary Clinton.
Uh, oh!
Pocket preparations still in progress. Almost finished. See you tomorrow.
ooh i definitely see the shania resemblance.
Posted by: maryse | January 20, 2006 at 07:11 PM
Pfft, I think you look beautiful - your face is open and friendly, your skin is amazing and your eyes are such an intense colour! I know you weren't fishing for compliments, but I'm just saying anyways.
I have a slight bum nose too, as does my sister - no idea where we get it from, neither of my other siblings and neither of my parents have/had a trace of one!
Posted by: Kitty Jimjams | January 20, 2006 at 08:12 PM
ok i'm coming up for air now after a good laugh! thanks for explaining the bum nose thing, i had no idea it was actually called that. i see dan's in the pic but not yours...which is quite lovely btw and not at all shaped like a "bum" in my opinion. (aren't we just so wretched to ourselves?)
Posted by: ~Vicki | January 20, 2006 at 09:41 PM
..and i think you look more like meg ryan in the second pic...the "before" cute one. truly!
Posted by: ~Vicki | January 20, 2006 at 09:43 PM
Well that's a mixed bag of look-a-likes.
You're much prettier than any of that lot, and you definitely do not look like your cousin !
Posted by: Lyn | January 21, 2006 at 09:02 AM
Geez! Shania Twain is not bad...You are obviously gorgeous! I got a choice of a male politician, an Italian porn star or Nana Maskouri. Botox or any number of cosmetic procedures are looking good right now!
Posted by: pyglet | January 21, 2006 at 02:04 PM
I have to say that you are the best looking of the whole bunch! Love the pink in your hair. Wish I had the guts to do it. My 14 told me I would be too rebelious. That sounds tempting.
Is Dan as funny in person? He's one my all time favorite comediens.
Posted by: Meredith | January 21, 2006 at 03:03 PM
Sandra Bullock has a bum nose! I read an article about her and there's some medical terminology for that shape on the end of HER nose, so I'm sure it applies to anybody though I don't think the photos show it on you. :)
Posted by: Laura | January 21, 2006 at 09:53 PM
barbara streisand is the obvious i suppose. bette midler? does she have a wonky nose too?
i did that celebrity photo thing too - what a hoot! - and i got.... art garfunkle! sob.
Posted by: susan | January 22, 2006 at 11:36 AM
No one came up with Debra Messing?
Posted by: hazelblackberry | January 23, 2006 at 09:16 AM