Bum Noses

Insult of the day: You have depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, you're shallow.

We have a winner. Patricia guessed right with Dan Aykroyd. Email with your address Patricia to receive your prize.

A bum nose, by the way, is when the end of your nose has a cleft that is beginning to resemble bum cheeks. Danny has got it, as you can see in this photo.
Somehow the airplane version of Christmas With the Kranks revealed Danny's nose in the most unflattering light. Perhaps they stretch the screen horizontally!? I saw him alot over the holidays and his nose wasn't that bad. In fact I think he's quite cute.
Gerald Depardieu and Tom hanks are similarly inflicted with bum nose. Can anyone think of a female celebrity with a bum nose? Another prize on offer for the best suggestion.

I found the Celebrity transformer through Maryse . It identifies main characteristics of your face and shows  which celebrity you look most like. It did not come up with Dan Aykroyd, thank God but there were plenty of other unflattering suggestions.

In the top spot

This photo of me gets
Shania Twain. I'm not complaining about that, but no one has ever told me I look like Shania. At least she's Canadian.
While this photo

wins me

Barbara Stanwyk.

The only celebrity both photos threw up was

Hilary Clinton.
Uh, oh!

Pocket preparations still in progress. Almost finished. See you tomorrow.

Comments

[Jenn]

oh, goodness, you look much nicer then Hillary clinton!! eeks!
I will have to look for "bum noses" now. too funny, I never thought about that. we called them cleft chin noses which was really kind of a silly name if you think about it!! we could have just dropped the chin part, them being another part of the body and all...

[Noo]

Jodie Marsh has a weird weird weird bum nose. I thought it was a plastic surgery bodge but her mum has the same nose!

[Anon]

I loved the posting about Bum Noses.
I was facebook snooping into a friend's photos and saw a guy that had the worst bum nose, that was the only description I could come up with for it. I googled 'Bum Nose' and your posting was the only one to address the issue. Thanks for validating the name.

-anon

[n/a]

I "bum nose" and "inflicted" aren't necessarily the most flattering language to use. Also, "bum chins" exist as well, with some people liking them, some not, and some who don't care. Hopefully the "thank god" you don't look like Dan Aykroyd is because he is a man solely. I think cleft noses are a more apt description. Usually pretty subtle though.